My first proper day at the office. Doesn't my new office look posh ? I feel VERY important.
Now what…. Tum te tum … I wonder what I'm supposed to be doing as a PR Manager…. What IS a PR Manager? I really can't let on to my new bosses that I don't know what my new job is. I can feel an anxiety attack coming on. I wonder if humans are expected to know what they're doing when they start a new job. I know, I'll search on the internet. Mmmmm according to Wisegeek.org, as Pr manager I have to ensure a positive public image for the company. What does THAT mean?? Maybe I just turn up to events and wag my rather short tail. I know, I'll check out the latest sossidge flavours (my favourite) whilst I try and work it out…
Oooooooh www.sausagerus.co.uk looks delish. Oh – its fat free, what sort of meat is THAT?! Hmmmm I could dream of rabbit sausages ……zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ