I'm in so much trouble. My first day in the office and I was caught asleep at my desk. Got this letter this morning :(
My first proper day at the office. Doesn't my new office look posh ? I feel VERY important. Now what…. Tum te tum … I wonder what I'm supposed to be doing as a PR Manager…. What IS a PR Manager? I really can't let on to my new bosses that I don't know what my new job is. I can feel an anxiety attack coming on. I wonder if humans are expected to know what they're doing when they start a new job. I know, I'll search on the internet. Mmmmm according to Wisegeek.org, as Pr manager I have to ensure a positive public image for the company. What does THAT mean?? Maybe I just turn up to events and wag my rather short tail. I know, I'll check out the latest sossidge flavours (my favourite) whilst I try and work it out… Oooooooh www.sausagerus.co.uk looks delish. Oh – its fat free, what sort of meat is THAT?! Hmmmm I could dream of rabbit sausages ……zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Hello Everyone (Woof, woof woof woof, to my fellow canines). I have just landed the most fantastic job, working as PR Manager for the Tiny Box Company Limited. It really is very exciting and I thought I would have my own web page so I could share my epic adventures with you. I only started work today and already I have had invitations to go and have a meeting with Peter Jones (from Dragons Den - I must remember not to pee up his leg when I meet him) and I have also been invited to a Mythbusters voiceover. Wonder what day 2 will bring.... |